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twenty things you should NEVER do in the DBZ universe!
Author's Note:Hey!I just wanted to try something new here,100%DBZ!(Inspired by a funny thing called"As a clan cat I will not..." that does not belong to me.X3)I meant to only have like,twelve of these.but I randomly started getting ideas for more...so I added an extra eight!
1:Talk about Radditz's hair
2:challenge Goku to an eating contest
3:Ask Vegeta if Goku's power is over 9000
4ull a Saiyan's tail
5:Walk up to Oozaru and shout"hows the weather up there King Kong?"
6:Ask Freiza and Zarbon if they"go both ways"
7:Call Krillin"Baldy"or"Midget"
8:Give Vegeta tips on parenting
9:Ask Piccolo if he's a Yoshi
10:Say the name"Kakarott"around Broly
11:Show Yamcha and Krillin a LONG list of their best epic fails
12:Ask Vegeta how many times Goku has kicked his Arse(sorry veggie XD)
13:Call Trunks"Pretty Boy"
14:Ask Trunks why he loves going insane
15:Call Gohan a Nerd
16:Tell Cell he isn't perfect
17:Try to hug Vegeta
18:Go to Cell and say"if your so damn perfect,how did Gohan kill you?"
19:Invite Goku for dinner(It will end badly......for your food bill.)
20:Tell Piccolo the balls are inert
Author's Note:Hey!I just wanted to try something new here,100%DBZ!(Inspired by a funny thing called"As a clan cat I will not..." that does not belong to me.X3)I meant to only have like,twelve of these.but I randomly started getting ideas for more...so I added an extra eight!
1:Talk about Radditz's hair
2:challenge Goku to an eating contest
3:Ask Vegeta if Goku's power is over 9000
4ull a Saiyan's tail
5:Walk up to Oozaru and shout"hows the weather up there King Kong?"
6:Ask Freiza and Zarbon if they"go both ways"
7:Call Krillin"Baldy"or"Midget"
8:Give Vegeta tips on parenting
9:Ask Piccolo if he's a Yoshi
10:Say the name"Kakarott"around Broly
11:Show Yamcha and Krillin a LONG list of their best epic fails
12:Ask Vegeta how many times Goku has kicked his Arse(sorry veggie XD)
13:Call Trunks"Pretty Boy"
14:Ask Trunks why he loves going insane
15:Call Gohan a Nerd
16:Tell Cell he isn't perfect
17:Try to hug Vegeta
18:Go to Cell and say"if your so damn perfect,how did Gohan kill you?"
19:Invite Goku for dinner(It will end badly......for your food bill.)
20:Tell Piccolo the balls are inert
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Hey people!Some of the things in here are failful I know,but this is my first.....whatever you call it,so enjoy!
I got HUGE writers block at the twlevth one....but I made a mental list of characters I didn't mention yet and got a brain storm X3
I got HUGE writers block at the twlevth one....but I made a mental list of characters I didn't mention yet and got a brain storm X3
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You also shouldn't;call Chi-Chi old, harm Videl in any way, Tease Kid Trunks or Goten, get affiliated with Roshi, or get close to Android 18.